[Prompt # 25][Level E] Show Me Sex

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Title:  Show Me Sex
Day/Theme: 25. Oh, little virgin, are you ever in for a bloody deflowering
Series: Level E
Character/Pairing:   Commander Craft, Prince Baka, Sado and Colin
Rating: G/517 words
Warnings: mention of sex

 

 

“Craft-kun why are you so secretive?” the blond royalty asked.  Prince Baka gazed at the leader of his royal army guards, who appeared to be in utter surprise to see him.

“Why are you here?” Craft growled, his brow twitching angrily.  As much as he deeply valued his loyalty to the idiot prince, he couldn’t deal being around the royalty.  Seeing the prince unexpectedly brought back traumatic memories of the poor captain’s tortured past.

“You didn’t miss me?” the Prince ogled gleefully.

Sado observed his Captain carefully, making sure he didn’t reach for his weapon.  Colin, who stood beside Sado, was all sparkly eyed admiring the beautiful Prince.

“Princess Saki the Macbac Queen came for a visit during my absence Craft-kun.”  Prince Baka interjected, “it must be mating season.”  His royal eyes gleamed excitedly, “Such an exciting time, I hope it’s not too late to observe her deflowering!”

Craft and the other royal guards blushed embarrassingly at the Prince’s declaration.  In their minds, they unanimously screamed ‘PERVERT!’  He bolted towards the idiot prince, his very intent on hurting the royalty displayed on his disgruntled face. Sado immediately grabbed the stressed Captain away from the royalty.

“Let me kill him now while I have the chance Sado!” 

“Calm yourself down, Captain,” Sado prodded worriedly.

The royalty had a puzzled look as he watched his captain’s outburst. “Craft-kun, I observed and documented different Earth species during their mating season.  I even collected samples and numerous data files during my week long research,” the prince grinned proudly as he waved his nano video cam for his guards to see, “Wanna see? Craft-kun?” Prince Baka teased.

The three men gasped in surprise, thinking the same thought, ‘Definitely a sick pervert!’

Craft grabbed the gadget and browsed through the video files.  He didn’t expect to stare at video clips of bugs, insects and animals mating.  He smiled amusingly, glinting at the idiot prince.  He realized the brilliant royalty might be clueless when it comes to sex, well that would be the term used to describe mating between humans.

“It’s different," Craft stated as he handed the video gadget to his Prince.  

The Prince eyed him, quite bewildered. “You’re definitely sure about that? He asked.

“I know so,” Craft stated haughtily, “Sex between humans is totally much more involved and intimate compared to other earth species you’ve observed.”

“Hmmm?” he wondered, rubbing his chin with the back of his hand while earnestly pondering on Craft’s statement. “Okay, Craft-kun you have to show me how humans have sex.” The Prince stared at his royal guard, “I want to experience sex.”

Craft’s mouth fell open. Sado’s eyes widened and Colin couldn’t help but blush, giggle and swoon. The beautiful Prince looked at the three men innocently.

“Let’s go, Craft-kun. Who else could best teach human mating rituals but no other than my loyal Captain?"

Cold sweat trickled down Craft’s stress-ridden face, and his long ebony hair burst out of its hair tie.  He didn’t know whether he was pissed off or excited.  He wondered if the Prince discovered how he secretly desired him or if the Prince was, once again, making a fool out of him.